At least make sure they are 18
Why
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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