Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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