I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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