I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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