It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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