we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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