so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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