Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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