Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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