Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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