the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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