I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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