i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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