My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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