I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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