Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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