I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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