So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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