He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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