Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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