What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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