nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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