What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fuck appropriateness.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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