okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Randomize
