But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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