she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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