I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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