I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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