so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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