Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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