omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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