I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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