"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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