I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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