There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
