I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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