Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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