Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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