Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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