Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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