Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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