So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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