So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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