I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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