Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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