I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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