Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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