When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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