carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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