oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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