I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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