I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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