i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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